Nice Funny SMS Jokes
Implanted A Women’s Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:
Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman’s Ear.
Doctor: It Makes No Difference.
Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. 
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Baap Pe Gaya Hai
Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
“JOOTIYAN” He Khaega.
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Mother & Wife’s Tears
Son: Papa What’s the Difference Between
Mother’s Tears and
Wife’s Tears?
Father: Mother’s Tears hit Your Heart
&
Wife’s Tears Hit Your Pocket.
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