Best Funny Jokes Text SMS Messages
Aatay ki line me khara aik aadmi cheekha “Mein Zardari ko maarne ja rha hun.”
Kuch dair bad wo wapis line aa gya, kisi ne pucha “mar diya?”
Bola: “Wahan bhi line lagi hai.”
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Teacher: Tum bre ho kar kia kro gay?
Student:
Shadi….
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kia bano gay?
Student: Dulha…
Teacher: Oh no, I mean bre ho kar kia haasil karo gay?
Student:
Dulhan….
Teacher: Uffo…..
Matlag aisa kia kro gay jo tum ne pehle kabhi nahi kiya.
Student:
Nikah….
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