Height of Being Chill
Height of Being Chill
Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!
Thief 2: I am Tired,
We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Height of fashion?
Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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u wl alwayz get swetness …
My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it
u wl alwayz
get swetness
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