A man arrived at home early than his usual timings.
And there was an unknown person with her wife.
Wife: Why are you so early here today?
Husband: But who is this person?
Wife: Do not try to change the topic now.
A lady buys a new cell phone with a new SIM card.
She decides to surprise her husband. From the
washroom she dialed his number.
Her Husband, sitting in a bed room attends the
call in hurry and whispers
I will call u back later my dumb wife is in
washroom right now.
A man receives a call from hospital.
Doctor: Your wife is in hospital and I have
both good and bad news for you.
The bad news is; she had a car accident, she has
lost her both arms and legs and she will never be able to see again.
Husband: O my God! Then what is the good news?
Doctor: I am just joking your wife is dead.
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