Famous Funny Quotes
- Last night laying in the bed and looking up in the sky I was thinking where the heck is the ceiling.
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- Friendship is like someone puke on you, everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.
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- What is the reason behind the popularity of lingerie, if love is blind?
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- There is a similarity between insurance and marriage. You only pay and never get anything.
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- I have my own personal opinions but it’s not necessary that I always agree with them.
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- If a man gets a good wife he’ll be happy but if not then he’ll become a philosopher.
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- I love to work and laziness is the mother of all the evils and we respect all mothers.
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- Hold my purse is the most humiliated sentence for a man.
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- The fellow who lends you his umbrella in the shining sun but wants it back when it rains is a banker.
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- Health books are injurious to health because you can die due to a misprint.
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- If you have to choose between two evils, always choose the one you have never tried.
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