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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maaar Raha Tha:

Aadmi: Kyon Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya.

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Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

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1 Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

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2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

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Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?

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Poetry SMS – Ghazal SMS – Shaeri SMS – Love Poetry SMS

Ek Din Guriya mujhe Se Boli
Kya Wo Tum Ho?
Jo Mere Kano Se Lag kar
Apni Gazlain
Apni Nazmain
Keh Jata Hai
Phir Main Bola!
Han Main Wohi HooN,
Phir Wo Boli!
Bohat Buray Ho,
Bohat Buray Ho.
Neend Ura Kar So jate Ho. . .!

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jo laya karta tha hum se har ek mashwara.
mujh se laye baghir aaj wo nata kase tord gaya.

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ae saqi tu jo ruswai ka dard mahsos kar k aaj marna chahta hai..
ase kayi dard hain jo hum mahsos ka r k jeete hain..

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kya tareef karu aapki, Jeet
Aap shabdon mein kahan sama paoge
Bas itna jaanlo ke jab bi baat chalegi Dosti ki
Meri aankhon mein aap hi nazar aaoge.

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Zara Aagey Chalo Ge Tou Izafa Ilm Mein Hoga
Mohabbat Pehly Pehly Be-zarar Mehsoos Hoti Hy (:

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sochtaa huuN ke mahfuuz kar luuN
ise apne siine meN lafz-o-bayaaN kii tarah
thoRii hii der meN
yeh mulaaqaat bhii Khatm ho jaayegi daastaaN kii tarah

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be-chain hum hi nahi aun ke yaad mai…
karwatain tou wo b badaltay hain raat bhar.

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her ik mausam main roshni si bekhairtey hain sagar
tumharey ghum ke charagh meri udasiyon main.

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qasam un mast ankhoon ki main wo lub-raiz-sagar hoon..
jo masti main chalk jaoun,tu mehkhano ko lay dooboon…

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mujhe maloom hai main us k bina jee nahien sakta,
us ka bhi yehi haal hai
mgr
kisi aor k liye…..!!!

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kya mila muhbt se?
khawab ki musafat se
wasl ki tamazt se
roz.o.shb riazt se
kiya mila muhbt se?
aik hijr ka sehra
aik shaam yadon ki
aik thaka hua aansu…

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All poetry sms messages here are in urdu language, refering in roman urdu script, it would be as urdu shayari SMS, mazahiya shayari, dosti shayari, udas shayari, salgirah shayari, pyar / mohabbat ki shayari SMS totally for free.

Good Night SMS – Good Night Wishes – Good Night Greetings / Quotes

Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.

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Sorry!
I”m
late…
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I wanted to greet yoU Good Morning but walked too Slow so
GOOD NIGHT…

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ThinGs to TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Good NiTe!

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Leårn 2 love the people who åre willing to love U åt present.
4get the people in the påst & thank dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U håve today.
Gud nite

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( > “*” < ) (-,-) zzz –(“>–<”)–
Sssshhhhhhhh.. its only me putting a blanket on you…
So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n
sweet dreams.

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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message?
it contains load of love,
affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
have a nice sleep.
Good nite!

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This is my LAST message of the day 4 the person I care & love
FIRST & the person that came into my mind is U….
so just wanna wish you good nite…

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Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand ka bed,
Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!
Nice na??
Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA…
Good Night….

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Namaskar!!!!
Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai.
Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai. Dhanyawaad.
Ab so jaiye.
Good Night

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I wish Mooon always be full & bright and yoU always be cool & right.
Whenever U go to switch off the light,
Remember that I m wishing U Good Night…!!!!

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Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi,
Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…
Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,
Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.
Sweet Dreams….

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Good Morning SMS – Good Morning Wishes – Good Morning Greetings / Quotes

May u begin this day with a smile on ur face, n with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love

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Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.
good morning to start your day!
A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a good morning to start your day!

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Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

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The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you! Good Morning my freind

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The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile,
he wishes you a good morning,
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you. G00d morning

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Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself.
slowly open your eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.

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The sun had rised from the east & birds are singing happily & butterflies are around the flowers.
It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say good morning to u..

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It makes me so happy,
this is what i m gonna do,
Send a good morning sms right back to youu,
Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.

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5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open ur arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, & Say
” Its too early. Let me sleep again.”

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Birthday SMS – Birthday Wishes – Birthday Greetings

Its a nice feeling when you know that some1 likes you, someone thinks about u, someone needs u; but it feels much better when u know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.

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Kick off your shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake.
Make it a day,that’s simply Great!!!
Happy BirthDay…

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A prayer: 2 bless your way
A wish : 2 lighten your moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter.
What it describes?\
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
Hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come..
happy Birthday ..

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Dad : Son, what do u want 4 your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .

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Apun wishing u a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ek dum mast n dhinchak bole to ek dum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

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IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY BirthDAY 2 U…

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i know its your birthday today..
i am sure u’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in person there,
coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”

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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.
‘Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy birthday.
Hugs & kisses’

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Break UP SMS, Sad SMS, Broken Heart SMS

Unke Honthoun Pe Mera Naam Jb Aya Hoga
Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga..
Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka..
Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga???

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Jb chla chor k batlane ki zahmt bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

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Chalo ek baar phir sey ajnabi bun jaen hm dono
na me tm se koi umeed rkhon dilnawazi ki
na tum meri taraf dekho galat andaaz nazron se
na meray dil ki dharkan larkharaey meri baton se
na zaher ho tumhari kashmakash ka raaz nazron se
tumhain bhe koi uljhan rookti hai paish qadmi se
mujhay bhe loog kehtay hain k ye jalway paraey hain
meray hamraah bhe ruswaiyan hain meray mazi ki
tumharay saath bhe gozri hoe raton k saaey hain
ta”aruf roug ho jaey tu usko bhoolna behtar
ta”aluq roug ban jaey tu usko toorna acha
wo afsana jisay anjaam tak lana na ho mumkin
uasay ik khoobsorat mour de k bhoolna acha
Chalo ik baar phir se ajnabi bun jaen hum dono.

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Aey merey dost kal agr me mar jaon to mera gum mat mana, mere janaza mat uthana, mere pathar per be mat bethina..
sedhee upar chale ana..

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maine jise chaha us ne chaha kisi aur ko woh jisay chahay khuda karay woh chahay kisi aur ko

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Jisne thore waade jisne toora dil,
Jeena mushkil ho gaya daidi kitni mushkil,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta toor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Mar jayen gay par ab us ka naam nahi lain gay,
Jisnay toora dil usay ilzaam nahi daingay,
Dil ki batoo ma akar yah dhokay khaye hain,
Ab apnay dil say ham koi kaam nahi lain gay,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta tor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham

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Tm muje bhool kr to dekho
Hr khushi routh jaegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti

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log muntazir hi rhay k hamain toot’ta dekhain…

ham pather k ho gay zabt kertay kertay

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I know you think you broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

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One may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

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