Studen:
Sir! Monkey or Donkey me kia farq hai?
Teacher:
Agar msg parhne wala hans pare to Monkey, Agar na hanse to Donkey…
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INNOCENCE
A little child prays on aftaar:
“O ALLAH! On this Eid please give clothes for all those poor ladies who are in my elder brother’s computer.”
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Sardar: Yaar larkion ko shadi k bad “Begum” q kehte hen?
Punjabi: So simple shadi k bad larkion k sare ghum larkon ko mil jate hen or wo ” Be- Ghum” ho jati hen.
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ALHAMDULILLAH
Aj mein ne aik jaan bachai.
Wo aise k aik faqeer se mein ne pucha k agar mein tumhen 5000 ka note de dun to kia karo gay?
Wo bola: Khushi se mar jaon ga.
Mein ne dia hi nhi.
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Good Night SMS – Good Night Wishes – Good Night Greetings / Quotes
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
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Sorry!
I”m
late…
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I wanted to greet yoU Good Morning but walked too Slow so
GOOD NIGHT…
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ThinGs to TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2 SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Good NiTe!
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Leårn 2 love the people who åre willing to love U åt present.
4get the people in the påst & thank dem 4 hurting U which led U 2 luv d people U håve today.
Gud nite
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( > “*” < ) (-,-) zzz –(“>–<”)–
Sssshhhhhhhh.. its only me putting a blanket on you…
So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n
sweet dreams.
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Notice ur phone got heavier with this message?
it contains load of love,
affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe.
have a nice sleep.
Good nite!
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This is my LAST message of the day 4 the person I care & love
FIRST & the person that came into my mind is U….
so just wanna wish you good nite…
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Close ur eyes & imagine:
Chand ka bed,
Taron ki razai aur phoolon ka takiya!!!
Nice na??
Now come back to earth & sleep on ur KHATIA…
Good Night….
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Namaskar!!!!
Ye Hamari Madhyaratri Seva Hai.
Isme Hum aadhi raat ke baad logon ki neend kharab karte hai. Dhanyawaad.
Ab so jaiye.
Good Night
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I wish Mooon always be full & bright and yoU always be cool & right.
Whenever U go to switch off the light,
Remember that I m wishing U Good Night…!!!!
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Kajal si khamosh raaton mein bhi,
Dil mein roshni jagmagane lagti hai…
Jab aap jaise pyara dost ka khayal aata hai,
Aur hole se dil kehta hai Good Night.
Sweet Dreams….
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Birthday SMS – Birthday Wishes – Birthday Greetings
Its a nice feeling when you know that some1 likes you, someone thinks about u, someone needs u; but it feels much better when u know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.
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Kick off your shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake.
Make it a day,that’s simply Great!!!
Happy BirthDay…
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A prayer: 2 bless your way
A wish : 2 lighten your moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter.
What it describes?\
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
Hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come..
happy Birthday ..
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Dad : Son, what do u want 4 your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .
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Apun wishing u a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya,
xtra special ek dum mast n dhinchak bole to ek dum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY BirthDAY 2 U…
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i know its your birthday today..
i am sure u’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in person there,
coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS”
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do.
‘Today is a day of celebration. Why?
Years ago on the same day,
GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy birthday.
Hugs & kisses’
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TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
hahaahaahaaa
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Worlds shortest jokes
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!
Need more???
U r beautiful 
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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…
Izzat,
Shohrat,
Daulat,
Aur Haan.
Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi. 
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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li
Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?
Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k
Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.
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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:
American: Sorry Man
Japan: Oh my god
Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya
Russia: Really bad
British: Its ok
Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.
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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.
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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.
Go, Went, Gone
Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.
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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla
Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”
BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”
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Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.
* full text missing *
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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
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