“Loki puchday yaar naal pyar kivain payi da”

“Dil Hath te rakh k naal lag jai da”,

Zakhmaan nu chupa k yaar nu hasai da”,

“Ghalat hovay yaar te pyar naal samjhai da”,

“Rus javay j yaar te jind jaan nal mnai da”,

“Ena pyar yaar naal payi da”,

“K j RAB bulavay yaar nu tu aap tur jai da”…

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tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English da ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!
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Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde,

lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde.

Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar,

kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.

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What is the height of telling a lie?

A negro telling his girlfriend,

“tenu kaala chasma

jachda hai,

jachda hai gore mukhde te”

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Unke Honthoun Pe Mera Naam Jb Aya Hoga
Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga..
Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka..
Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga???

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Jb chla chor k batlane ki zahmt bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

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Chalo ek baar phir sey ajnabi bun jaen hm dono
na me tm se koi umeed rkhon dilnawazi ki
na tum meri taraf dekho galat andaaz nazron se
na meray dil ki dharkan larkharaey meri baton se
na zaher ho tumhari kashmakash ka raaz nazron se
tumhain bhe koi uljhan rookti hai paish qadmi se
mujhay bhe loog kehtay hain k ye jalway paraey hain
meray hamraah bhe ruswaiyan hain meray mazi ki
tumharay saath bhe gozri hoe raton k saaey hain
ta”aruf roug ho jaey tu usko bhoolna behtar
ta”aluq roug ban jaey tu usko toorna acha
wo afsana jisay anjaam tak lana na ho mumkin
uasay ik khoobsorat mour de k bhoolna acha
Chalo ik baar phir se ajnabi bun jaen hum dono.

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Aey merey dost kal agr me mar jaon to mera gum mat mana, mere janaza mat uthana, mere pathar per be mat bethina..
sedhee upar chale ana..

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maine jise chaha us ne chaha kisi aur ko woh jisay chahay khuda karay woh chahay kisi aur ko

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Jisne thore waade jisne toora dil,
Jeena mushkil ho gaya daidi kitni mushkil,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta toor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Mar jayen gay par ab us ka naam nahi lain gay,
Jisnay toora dil usay ilzaam nahi daingay,
Dil ki batoo ma akar yah dhokay khaye hain,
Ab apnay dil say ham koi kaam nahi lain gay,
Us baiwafaa say ab har rishta tor daingay,
Muhabbat chor daingay ham
Muhabbat chor daingay ham

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Tm muje bhool kr to dekho
Hr khushi routh jaegi
Jab akele tum baithogi
Khud-ba-khud meri yaad aayegi
Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain
Kash khushiyon ki koi dukan hoti, hume v usko pehchan hoti, bhar dete aapk daman khushiyon se, kimat uski chahe meri jaan hoti

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log muntazir hi rhay k hamain toot’ta dekhain…

ham pather k ho gay zabt kertay kertay

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I know you think you broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!

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One may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.

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TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

hahaahaahaaa

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Worlds shortest jokes

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful 

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…

Izzat,

Shohrat,

Daulat,

Aur Haan.

Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.

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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li

Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k

Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.

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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

American: Sorry Man

Japan: Oh my god

Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

Russia: Really bad

British: Its ok

Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.

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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.

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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.

Go, Went, Gone

Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.

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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

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Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.

* full text missing *

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

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