Paise Urrane Ki Aadat
Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.
Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,
Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.
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Pathano Ko Aqal Nahi Aati
Boy: Maine Suna Hai K
Is Ghar Main JIN BHOOT Rehtay Hain.
Pathan: Pata Nahi,
Mujhe To Khud Maray Huye 8 Saal Ho Gaye Hain.
Moral: Pathano Ko Marne K Baad Bhi Aqal Nahi Aati.
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Abba Ne Bohat Mara
Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.
2nd Pathan: Kyon?
1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,
Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,
“Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen
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Pathan Ne New Car Li
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:
Aur Drive Pe Nikla.
Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.
Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
Pathan: Full Kar Do.
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CNIC Card K Golden Numbers
Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.
Pathan Bola:
“I.D Card K Golden Numbers Dikhao?”
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Pathan Admitted in School
Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.
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ATM Not Working
BREAKING NEWS
ATM At Tariq Road Is Jammed & Not In Working Condition:
Bcoz
Khan Sahab’s Wife Put Hairpin In Machine.
When It Said:
“Enter Your PIN”.
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Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga
Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye
mere betay ka jahaz ha???…
Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt
ghar pe bomb
phenk dia kare ga 
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Pathan Joke
1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:
Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur
Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.
Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,
1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.
Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi
Pathan: Wo kia?
Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain. 
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Pathan Funny Text
Pathan India Gaya Wahan Barish Ho Rahi Thi:
Wo Mandir Mai Ja Kar Bhagwan Ko Bahir Phaink Kar Bola,
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.
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“Kaddi Naa Wi Liya Kar Maama”
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Teacher Pathan Sms
Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:
Hawa Main.
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