In a college, pathan said to a girl:
I love you.
She looked at him sarcastically and replied:
I am going to say this to principle,
Pathan said, oh silly girl there is no need to tell him
” I love you” because he is already married.
Pathan fell into the sea, he shouted for help
but there was no one to help him.
When he was about to drown,
he found a fish in his hand.
He threw the fish towards shore and said;
at least I can save your life.
Two wives were quarreling with each other,
One was saying that it is Sunday today,
And the other was saying its Monday today.
Pathan came and said; stop this non sense,
you think I m stupid who has just offered Juma’s prayer.
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