A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?

Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….

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Gaalian Dy Kr Chaly Gaye

Hum To Yun He Wapda k Truck K Sath Kharey They FARAZ

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Woh Aaye Aur Gaaliyan Dey Kar Chaly Gaye. :
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Can’t Attend Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
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Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz
Pathan Ne Apni Qaza Namaz Adaa Karny ki Socha

Namaz se Pehly Pathan Ne Onchi Awaz Mai Niyat Ki

2 Rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
7 June 2009
5:20 Purana Time.
ALLAH O AKBAR
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Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai

Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?

Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.

Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.

Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?

2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.
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Pathan Got 1st Position

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
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CHOWKIDARI Karon.
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Pareshan Pathan

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai
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Human Being are Soluble

Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K

“Human Being Can Dissolve In Water”

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Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai

Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL.
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Paise Urrane Ki Aadat

Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.
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