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Sales girl

Kelly Brook — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 12:27:37 +0000

Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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Abraham — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 14:40:08 +0000

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Sardi ka

Zamana hai

“Musam bi

SOHANA hai ”

Ek piyara sa sms hy bhj do

“kiya blance 2010 tak chlana hai kia;-P

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Abraham — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:04:18 +0000

Naughty Text Message

DosTI

Phool se karoge to mehak jaoge

SAWAN

Se karoge to bheg jao ge

SURAJ

Se karoge to jal jaoge

Aur

HUM…

Se karoge to

SUDHR JAO GA

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Abraham — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 09:55:11 +0000

Flirt SMS – Hindi Flirt SMS – Lovely Flirt SMS

LOG GHAZAL LIKHTEy HeN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
WAH….WAH…. WAH….WAH….
LOG GHAZAL LIKHTE HAIN DUSRON KA MAAL DEKH KAR,
AUR HUM DARD BHARE GAANE LIKHTE HAIN APNA HAAL DEKH KAR…..

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By expectng a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

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evry day here u come walking i hold my tongue and dont do much talking you say you are happy and doing fine well so ahead baby i dont mind,because sad eyes never lies because sad eyes never lies.

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Usko pa kar kabhi tu khona tha,
Ye hadsa kabhi tu hona tha,
Wo tor kar aksar mujhe Chorti rahi,
Jese men uss ke haat ka kio khilona tha…

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Love z an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
.
.
People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING

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Abraham — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 16:50:45 +0000

Adult SMS – Adult Jokes – Sexy SMS

New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga

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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari

pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p

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Mother:Larka psand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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Golden rules

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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