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Love is just like fantasy dream and fairy tale.

but marriage is like an alarm.

So have sweet dreams before shrilling voice of

alarm ruins your lovely and romantic dreams.

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1^st female:

I think my husband is fall in love with

another girl and also dating with her.

2^nd female:

Then what will you do to handle this situation.

1^st female:

I will ask my boyfriend to chase him and

inform me about his activities.

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Marriage is very much similar to wash room.

Those who are outside,

wanna jump in it desperately.

And those who are inside wanna jump

outside immediately.

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A Woman was Kidnapped
A Woman was Kidnapped,

The Kidnapper Sent a Piece of her Finger to her Husband & Demanded money.

Husband Replied :

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I want More Proof.
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That Was THE DEAL
Man to a Friend: I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and
She didn’t Speak to Me for a Month.

Friend: Why? That’s very Foolish of Her.

Man: Well that Was THE DEAL.
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Wives are Like Daal Chawal

Girlfriends are like “Gol Gappay” always Tasty.

Lovers are like “Pizzas” Hot n Spicy.

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Wives are Like “Daal Chawal”

No Other Option, But Good For Health
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Smells in Bedroom Marriage

Type of Smells in Bedroom After Marriage:
1st 3 months:
Perfume & Flowers
After 3 Years:
Baby Powder, Cream, Lotion.
After 30 Years:
Vicks, Tiger Baam, Medicines.
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Men Want 3 Qualities in Wife

1)Economist in Kitchen
2)Artist in Home
3)Devil in Love.

But they Get:
1)Artist in Kitchen
2)Devil in Home
3)Economist in Love.

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Ziyada Khushi Jaan Leti Hai

Wife: Agar Main Mar Jaon To Tum Kya Karogy?

Husband: Shayad Main Bhi Mar Jaon.

Wife: Kyon?

Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Ziyada Khushi Bhi Jaan Le Leti Hai
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Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage

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Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?

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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh

Me Jao Na Jao Par

Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

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TAPO SLANTO said : “KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI

50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY”

YAKEN NAHE ATA TU AZMA KAR DAKH LO:-)

All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth

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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE…………..;->

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10 ropay bheEk tujh ko de kr k:_-:

Ye bta mainay kya khta kr di,

Or bhi sainkrON Kanwaray thay,

Meri shADi ki hi duA kR D

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Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top
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