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Light Gai Hui Hai
Doctor Ne Ek Pagal Se Poocha: Tum Chhat Se Kyo Latak Rahe Ho?

Pagal: Main ek Bulb Hon.

Doctor: Tum Jal Kyo Nahi Rahe?

Pagal: Bewakof! Ye Pakistan Hai,

Light Gai Hui Hai.
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Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab

Trin Trin!

Hello, Uncle Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Beta Ooper Se Band Hai.

Ooper Ka Number De Den.
Likho, 0000000,

Trin Trin!
Hello, Bhai Light Kab Aayegi?
Operator: Kon, Kon, Hello, Aawaz Nathi Achay.

Hello! Hello!
Tont Tont Tont

Hukoomat-e-Khana Kharab.
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Tumhara Naam KESC Rakha

Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay,
1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay
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Saal kesa rhe ga

App ka saal kesa guzre ga?

SELECT
1-GFC Fan
2-Millat Fan
3-Pak Fan
4-Royal Fan
5-Pak Asia

Jon sa marzi pankha chose kar lo
aapka saal hath wale pankhe k sath he guzre ga

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Ghar se bhag gai
Hazrat ek zaroori ailan suniye:

Ek Aurat jiski umar 62 saal hai,
Har baar ki tarha is baar bhi ghar se bhag gai hai.

Maa ka naam WAPDA hai aur Baap KESC batati hai.

Uska naam ghalti se bijli rakh diya gaya hai.

Jisay bhi milay Khuda k liye wapas susral bhijwa den.

Shukriya.
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Kuch log Dozakh main

Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.

Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,

Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?

Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan se aaye hain,

Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.
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