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so shweet is ur SMILE…..
so shweet is ur STYLE…..
so shweet is ur VOICE…..
so
shweet is ur EYE…….
see how shweetly I LIE!!

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I know u think I’m cute,
I know u think I’m fine,
but like the other guys take a
number and wait in line!!

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Dream makes all things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
love makes al thigs
beautiful,
smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!

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Un-like others, ur brain is a masterpiece.
It has 2 halves the left & the right The left
has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it.

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We have known Each other 4 Quite a while now,
do u think we can be more than
Frnds?
Will u be my Partner 2 rob a Bank?

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Dil Lgi K Liye College Ka Chkar He Maaar Liya Karty Thay Faraz…
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Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya…

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Har Adawt pr Muhabbat ka saja kr milna

Rasm e dunia hai haqiqat ko chupa kar milna

Tum isay Pyar ka andaz samajhti ho Faraz

Us ki Adat hai nighaon ko Jhuka kar milna.

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College ki Gali Me Ajeeb Khel Hota Hy

Class Ke bahany Dilon Ka Mail Hota Hai.

Notes ki Jaga I LOVE YOU Sale Hota Hai.

Is Liye Faraz Har Saal Fail Hota Hai…

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Goli Sey Ab Mujhe Dar Nhi Lagta Hai Faraz…

Wah Wah…

Goli Se Ab Mujhe Dar Nahi Lagta Hai Faraz…

Shart ye Hai K Woh Disprin Ki Ho…

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Faryad Kar Rahi Hain Tarasti Hui Nigahen Faraz…..
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Dekhey Huye Kisi Ko Bohat Din Guzar Gaye…

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Pakistan Me Baaar Baaar Light Janay Ka Batata Hon Tumhain Raaz…
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Bijli Ka Switch Off Kar Ka Bhaag Jata Hai Faraz..

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Usney Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya Faraz…

Mujhey Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tumhara Package Shuru Hota Hai
12 Baje k Baad…

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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maaar Raha Tha:

Aadmi: Kyon Maar Rahy Ho?

Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.

Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya.

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Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

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1 Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

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2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

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Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?

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