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Boy: Soot acha pehna hai.

Girl: Thanx

Boy: Make up bhi acha kia hai.

Girl: Thanx

Boy: Mehndi bhi achi lagai hai.

Girl: Thanx brother.

Boy: Soni fir v nai lagdi pai.

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Aik marasi ne Chaudhry ki Beti ka rishta manga.

Chaudhry ne marasi ko khoob maara,
Maar kha k marasi Utha kapray jhaar kar bola,

” Fer mein inkaar e samjhaan…”

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Studen:
Sir! Monkey or Donkey me kia farq hai?

Teacher:
Agar msg parhne wala hans pare to Monkey, Agar na hanse to Donkey…

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INNOCENCE

A little child prays on aftaar:

“O ALLAH! On this Eid please give clothes for all those poor ladies who are in my elder brother’s computer.”

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Sardar: Yaar larkion ko shadi k bad “Begum” q kehte hen?

Punjabi: So simple shadi k bad larkion k sare ghum larkon ko mil jate hen or wo ” Be- Ghum” ho jati hen.

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ALHAMDULILLAH

Aj mein ne aik jaan bachai.

Wo aise k aik faqeer se mein ne pucha k agar mein tumhen 5000 ka note de dun to kia karo gay?

Wo bola: Khushi se mar jaon ga.

Mein ne dia hi nhi.

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Popular Inventions and their Inventors

Aeroplane
“Wright Brothers”

Cycle
“Mcmillan”

Telephone
“Graham Bell”

Telescope
“Galileo”

Exams
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labo salay nu….

Ral kay kuttan gay….

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Ik larka tha deewana sa.
MBA me wo parhta tha.
nazrain jhuka kar,
kitaben utha kar,
library se guzra karta tha.
kuch parhna tha shayad us ko,
fail hone se wo darta tha.
jab b milta tha muj se wo ye pucha karta tha.
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
Ye MBA kese hota hay?
aur me sirf yehi keh pati thi…
kitaben khuli hon ya band…
yaad 1 raat pehle hi hota hai.
kese kahon me oh yaara ye …
ye MBA kese hota hay!

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Girl: Mujh se shadi karni hay to har week Ammi ko 10 kilo aata aur cheeni or papa ki bike me 10 litr petrol dalwana hoga.

Boy: Acha behan, Ammi Abu ko mera salam kehna!

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The best Lines for advertisement written in front of a famous beauty parlour,

“Dont whistle at the girl going out from here, She may be ur grand mother.”

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Shaadi k baad 1 larke se doston ne pucha
“Kesi lagin bhabhi?”
Larke ne jwab dia:
“Kabi khandan me shaadi na karna.”
Larke:”kiun?”
“yaar shaadi ki raat kamre me enter hote hue gir gya to wo boli
Fawad bhai!
Araam se”

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Teacher student se: Go,Went,Gone ko punjabi me convert karo.
Student: O gya….
O nuss gya….
O pharo odi pen nu…..

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Pathan Namaz Parhnay Gaya 0r do Baar Wazoo Kya:

Kisi ne Pucha: Khan Sahab Aapne do Baar Wozoo Kyo kia?

Pathan: Agar ek Toot Gaya to Dosra Kaam Aayega.

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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:

Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.

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Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

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