Best way to propose a girl….
Take her to the sea….
Make her sit in a boat and then take the boat in the middle of the sea….
Then say….
Marry Me
warna utar jao…. !
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Kabhi apne dost par bhrosa na karo
Agar wo bhrose k qabil hota
To kisi achay insan ka dost hota
Tumhara nahi…!
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Bilawal to Zardari:
Dad
Aap ki harkaton ne to khandan ki izzat par daagh laga dia hai.
Zardari:
Beta, Daagh to chala jaye ga par waqt phir nhi aye ga.
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Kon kehta hai Pakistan me ghum hain khushiyan nhi…
1. Light aane ki khushi
2. Bazar mein shopping k baad zinda ghar wapis aane ki khushi
3. Bus mein seat milnay ki khushi
4. long time k bad double sawari khulne ki khushi
5. Namaz parhne k bad Khud kush hamle se bachne ki khushi
6. Bus se utarne k bad apne mobile ko apni pocket mein dekhne ki khushi.
Itni khushiyaan hone k bawjood pakistani awaam khush nhi .
Hairat hai…!
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Har mard ki zidagi mein “3 Dolls” aati hain,
(1) Aik iski beti
Baby Doll.:-|
(2) iski Girlfriend
Barbie Doll.;-)
(3) Iski biwi,
“PANADOL” wo b “EXTRA”
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Girl to Boy: Kia tum mere Aashiq ho?
Boy: Haan Hun.
Girl: Tou phir mujhey 1000 ka Easyload krwa do.
Boy: Main tumhara Aashiq hun “Telenor” walon ka damaad nhi.
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Aik pathan ki apnay Baap se larai ho gai, Pathan ne gusay me apnay Baap ki tasveer uthai aur Kabristan mein latka di,
Neechay likh dia
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“Coming Soon”
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Sardar: Main office jane se pehle apni wife ko puppi karta hun.
Dost: main tere jane k baad teri wife ko puppi karta hun.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha
Pehle to me ki na….
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Lab pay Aati hai DUA bn kay Tmanna meri,
Sim band ho jaye Allah kray teri,
Dur duniya mein chmakny se ujala ho jaye,
jo mujhe sms na kray us ka rang kala ho jaye,
Ho mera kaam in faqiron ko sms karna,
In kanjuson gharibon ka inbox bharna,
Mere Allah inhain bi ab ghairat a jaye,
Ye sms parhte hi in ka bi sms a jaye…
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Kesa lagta hai…?
Thandi Shabnum me
Hawa k jhonkon k sang
Khamoshi se chalte hue
Koi apka hath thaam k
Holay se keh de…
Ye sweater lunday ka hai na…..
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Chand par aap ka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai…
Lekin
Aik to mera hath nhi jata
dusra
ye khyal mujhe hamesha dupahar ko ata hai….
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Sardar: Yaar suraj raat ko q nhi nikalta?
2 Sardar: Ha ha ha ha!
Niklay ga bhi to andheray mein Tere baap ko bhi nazar nhi aye ga….
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Shadi Ka Wada kia Parveen Se
Warna Mohabbat to Thi Nasreen Se
ANjane Mein Sab Keh Dia Mehreen Se
Kia Haal Hua tha pucho Samreen Se
Ab Umeed hai Sirf Noreen Se
Lekin Baat banegi Farheen Se
Ya Phir dekho Ambreen Se
Nhi To Shayad Nosheen Se
Or Ho sakta hai K Rameen Se
Warna setting to Hai or bi ” Do Teen” Se
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Pathan larki se: I Love you
Larki: Tameez Say Baat Karo
Pathan: “Bimillah Hir Rehman Nir Raheem”
I Love you…
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