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Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala
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Sardar Funny Joke

Sardar Police station aya

aur bola:

Maino arrest kr lo

mien apni BVday sar te danda

maria ae

Police:

Wo mar gae kia??

Sardar:

Nae o te bach gae

hun meri khair nae

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Funny Love Text Message

Why do we

fell in love????

> Experience ki kami

….

Why do we

break up in Love???

> Patience ki kami

….

Then

Why do we want

to fell in Love???

> Aqal ki kami

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Four things boys do in the Examination hall,

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1. Counting the Girls

2. Counting the fans and tube lights

3. Reading the brand name of their pen

4. Thinking of studying for the next exam….!

Four things Girls do in the examination hall

…

1. Write

2. Write

3. Write

4. Write……

..

Chahe ata ho ya na ata ho…

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Funny Love SMS

A doctor and engineer love a same girl

Engineer gifts her Apple everyday

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Girl asks the reason of giving Apple daily???

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Engineer: An apple a day keeps the doctor away

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Pappu Funny SMS

Teacher to Pappu: M.B.B.S ka kia matlb hai???

Pappu: Mohterma Bainazir Bhutto Shaheed

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Question: Can a Kangroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower????

?

?

?
?

Ans: Yes, coz the Eiffel Tower can’t jump.

Think Smart!

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Pathan ne dewar banai

…

kisi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lage

Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia

..

..

Hum Qaid e Azam ko Peshawar ane per

Khush Amdid kehte hain

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Teacher: Koi story sunao with moral “Jaisa kro gay waisa bharo gay”

Pathan: 1 din hum on k ghar gaey wo soey howay they

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Phr 1 din wo hamare ghar ae

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Hum so rahe they

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Moral: Jesa kro gay wesa bharo gay

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Aatay ki line me khara aik aadmi cheekha “Mein Zardari ko maarne ja rha hun.”
Kuch dair bad wo wapis line aa gya, kisi ne pucha “mar diya?”
Bola: “Wahan bhi line lagi hai.”

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Teacher: Tum bre ho kar kia kro gay?

Student:
Shadi….

Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kia bano gay?

Student: Dulha…

Teacher: Oh no, I mean bre ho kar kia haasil karo gay?

Student:
Dulhan….

Teacher: Uffo…..
Matlag aisa kia kro gay jo tum ne pehle kabhi nahi kiya.

Student:
Nikah….

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