Sardiyon ki Ek Khubsurat Raat
Sardiyon ki Ek Khubsurat Raat Thi:
Husband & Wife Ek Garam Kambal Main Soye Hoye The.
Aadhi Raat Guzarne k Bad Wife ne Achanak kaha:
Sartaj Mujhe Shadid Piyas Lagi Hai.
Ye Sun kar Shohar Ne Jaldi Se Pani Bhar kar Biwi ko Day Dia or Biwi ne Usey pi Lia.
Moral:
Her Husband or Wife Wala Msg Ganda Nahe Hota.
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Implanted A Women’s Ear
A Doctor Implanted a New Ear to a Man:
Man: You Idiot, You Gave Me a Woman’s Ear.
Doctor: It Makes No Difference.
Man: It Does, Now I Can Hear Everything,
But Understand Nothing. 
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Baap Pe Gaya Hai
Maa: Beta Khana Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Chocolate Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Beta Mithae Khaega?
Beta: Nahi
Mom: Baap Pe Gaya Hai.
“JOOTIYAN” He Khaega.
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Mother & Wife’s Tears
Son: Papa What’s the Difference Between
Mother’s Tears and
Wife’s Tears?
Father: Mother’s Tears hit Your Heart
&
Wife’s Tears Hit Your Pocket.
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A Very Scary Story
IT’S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF YOU ARE DARE ENOUGH.
Once in a rain there was an old man standing
with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
“DON’T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK”
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear
but
not last page.
Out of his curiosity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,
.
.
.
.
MRSP Rs.3O/=
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K.G Boy On Phone: My Son Has
A Bad Cold And Won’t Come To School Today
Teacher: Who Is This
Boy: This’s My FATHER Speaking.
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Garaham Bell
Son: abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?
Father: baap
son: abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father: Garaham bell ne.
Son: us k baap ne kyun nai bnaya?
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Hockey Aur Cricket Ka Farq
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?
.
.
Sochoo…
.
Nahi Pata?
.
Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
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Bubbli Ne Ghar Se Bhag K Shadi Ki
5 Din Bad Bubbli Rote Hove Waps Aagae
Baap:Ab Kyu Aai Ho?
Bubbli:
Papa Wo BMW Ka Driver Nikla
N95 B China Wala Tha
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Arz Kia Hai,
Aankhon Main Noor Hai.
Chehre Pe Sarour Hai.
Kisi Lerkì Ko Mera Number De Do.
Q K
Meri Shaadi Abhi Boooooohat Door Hai.
Wha Wha Wha.
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Gahak: (Doodh Waly Sy)
Tumhari Gaay Kita Doodh Deti He
Doodh Wala: 5 Kilo
Gahak: Is Main Say Kitna Bech Letey Ho?
Doodh Wala: Yehi Koi 12 Kilo.:->
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