Top 3 universities rule:
1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping
2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow
3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday
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A Memon on his death time
A Memon on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ???
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The latest slogn of boys
The latest slogn of boys:
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
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Ticket checker to a saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
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How to get your brain exercised
2 friends,
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
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Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka
“SUFI BANASPATI ”
Jo Naam Hai Aitmaad Ka.
Beti ko Cooking ka Shoq hua,
Mama le Aai “SUFI”
Sufi pe Aitmaad jo Tha,
Subah Uthi to na Beti thi na SUFI
After 3 Years
Wapas Aai to sath
HABIB
Or
SULTAN Bhi Thy!
“Hai na SUFI ka Kamal”.
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