Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loum ga…
Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho…
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Boy and girl were sitting in garden.
Suddenly a Dog kissed a bitch.
Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou
me bhi?
Girl: Ok par smbhal kar jana Kutta
kahin kaat na lay…!
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A girl was asking for you
SHE WAS ASKING ME
UR DETAILS . I GAVE
HER UR CELL NO.
SHE WILL B VISITING
SOON.
HER NAME IS
“SMILE ”
I THANK SHE COME
JUST NOW,
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A boy 2 girlfriend
If I waz an artist
yoU would b my picture
If I was a poet
yoU would be my inspiration
If I waz an author
U would b my story
But Im only a cartoonist
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Boy: I’m not rich like Andy;
I don’t even have a big car like Andy.
But I really luve u!
Girl: I luve u too, but tell me more about Andy.
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Teacher: Hume Garibon ka
Sath pyar sa paish aana chahiye.
Student: Acha ab me samjha.
Teacher: kiya?
Studnt: PAPA aksar Nokrani ko galay kyuin lagatay hen..
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W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”
Because all Questions start with “W”
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?
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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE
Our Aim in life should be
.
.
.
6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.
Teacher: What about your mother?
Sam: She’s a woman.
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Dog Fell In Love With Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se
Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :
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Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi
1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:
Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?
Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.
Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya.
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Lady: Is this my train..?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the railway company..
Lady: Don’t try to be funny.
I mean to ask
if I can take this train to
Karachi..!
Station Master: No Madam,
I’m afraid it’s too heavy… 
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