Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur…………
Rikshaw le aya:)
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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?
Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………
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Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar me jinn bhoot or Ruhain rehti hain.
Sardar: pata nhi, menu te aap mray hoye 8 saal ho gaye.
Means Sardaron ko marnay k bad bhi aqal nhi ati.
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Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,
Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D
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Sardaron k aik gang ne 1 bank me daka dala.
Locker tornay par cash ki jaga re wine bottles baraamad huin.
Sardaron ne khushi khushi aik aik bottle pi.
Or
Baqi smait kar sath le gaye. Agle din akhbar mein headline thi
Anokha Waqia
Blood bank loot lia gya.
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Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?
Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….
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Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.
Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.
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