Best Free SMS » Funny Text Messages http://www.bestfreesms.com Latest Free SMS / Text Messages - Heart Touching Birthday Morning Night Best SMS (English, Hindi, Urdu) Wed, 11 Jan 2012 02:58:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Eid-ul-Fitar Wishes http://www.bestfreesms.com/ascii_sms/eid-ul-fitar-wishes/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/ascii_sms/eid-ul-fitar-wishes/#comments Fri, 20 Aug 2010 08:29:05 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2994 .*””’*.*””’*.
“* Dil Ki *”
*Gehrayon*
“*..se..*”
*..*

EID

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FITAR
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Ka Wait karen . Or insanon ki tarah rozay rakhen.

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Suna hai yaad karte ho!

K jab bhi Eid ka chaand nikalta hai
Hijar mein dil machalta hai,

Tum apni raat ka aksar sakoon barbad karte ho…
Suna hai yaad karte ho…

K jab panchi loat aate hain,
Ghamon k geet gatey hain,
“Suno tum loat ao na” Yehi faryad karte ho,,
Suna hai yaad karte ho…

Eid ka chand jab sitaron me jagmagata hai,
Har beeta hua pal tumhen khoob rulata hai,
Tum us dam apni aankhon mein mujhay aabaad karte ho…
Suna hai yaad karte ho!

Mujhay tum yaad karte ho…

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May this EID prove a greatest blessing of ALLAH for you. May ALLAH shower his Countless Blessings upon you and the coming year prove a happy, successful and prosperous one for you.
Happy Eid!
Eid Mubarak!

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lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/wife-messages/feed/ 0 Pathan Jokes http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/pathan-jokes/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/pathan-jokes/#comments Thu, 22 Jul 2010 17:13:33 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2884 A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/pathan-jokes/feed/ 0 Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein: http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/jawanon-k-lie-eham-nasihatein/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/jawanon-k-lie-eham-nasihatein/#comments Mon, 19 Jul 2010 17:01:04 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2856 Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,
direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/sales-girl/feed/ 0 A Tiger Killed a Sardar http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/a-tiger-killed-a-sardar/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/a-tiger-killed-a-sardar/#comments Thu, 15 Jul 2010 17:14:20 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2833 A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/a-tiger-killed-a-sardar/feed/ 0 A SWEET POEM 4 U http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/a-sweet-poem-4-u/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/a-sweet-poem-4-u/#comments Tue, 06 Jul 2010 18:09:08 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2788 A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER

CUT WITH CUTTER

WHEN U FORGET ME

U WILL DFINITLY,

FALL IN GUTTER

“DHARAAM”

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/a-sweet-poem-4-u/feed/ 0 Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye . http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/pappu-k-ghar-guest-aa-gaye/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/pappu-k-ghar-guest-aa-gaye/#comments Sun, 04 Jul 2010 16:48:50 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2766 Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”

Pappu bahar gaya aur…………

Rikshaw le aya:)

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/pappu-k-ghar-guest-aa-gaye/feed/ 0 Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai? http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/teacher-beta-btao-chaand-roshan-kiun-hai/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/teacher-beta-btao-chaand-roshan-kiun-hai/#comments Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:47:31 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2751 Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?

Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/teacher-beta-btao-chaand-roshan-kiun-hai/feed/ 0 Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/boy-mein-ne-suna-hai-is-ghar/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/boy-mein-ne-suna-hai-is-ghar/#comments Tue, 22 Jun 2010 16:28:16 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2714 Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar me jinn bhoot or Ruhain rehti hain.

Sardar: pata nhi, menu te aap mray hoye 8 saal ho gaye.

Means Sardaron ko marnay k bad bhi aqal nhi ati.

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]]> http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/boy-mein-ne-suna-hai-is-ghar/feed/ 1 Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/main-ne-jo-apni-girlfriend-ko-kaha/ http://www.bestfreesms.com/funny_sms/main-ne-jo-apni-girlfriend-ko-kaha/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 14:33:25 +0000 Kelly Brook http://www.bestfreesms.com/?p=2715 Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,

Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D

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