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If I was a poet

A boy 2 girlfriend
If I waz an artist
yoU would b my picture
If I was a poet
yoU would be my inspiration
If I waz an author
U would b my story

But Im only a cartoonist
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Boy: I’m not rich like Andy;
I don’t even have a big car like Andy.
But I really luve u!
Girl: I luve u too, but tell [...]

W & Women

W & Women
You know why Women starts with “W”
Because all Questions start with “W”
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whom?
Where?
Wife..?
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Aim in life
654321 AIM IN LIFE
Our Aim in life should be
.
.
.
6 Digit Salary
5 bedroom house
4 wheel drive
3 servants
2 kids
1 beautiful loving wife.
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Family Tradition
Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
Sam: It’s a family tradition.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street [...]

MUCHHO Wali Larki

Dog Fell In Love With Cat
A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat
But Dog’s Parents Refused Cat
Guess Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason
 
Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai. :
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Burai Ka Badla Wafa Se
Pakeeza Jazba:
Jab Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo,
Aur Woh Tumhain Iska Badla Wafa Se De.
To
Jaan Lo,
K
Sharafat Dikha Raha Hai,
Zaroor Koi Matlab Hoga Kameenay Ka. :
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Larki [...]