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New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga

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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari

pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p

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Mother:Larka psand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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Golden rules

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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Class ki hr ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..

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Papers ki roti notes ka achaar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar

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College ka ik student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to exam me A1 grade lete.

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1 Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .

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My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I have become SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied

“Na Putr Paper a gaye ne..”

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Hr Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna

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All i want u is to be courageous
Be calm &
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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1 student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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Hi yar exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

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sweet days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

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“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if 1 decides to leave the topic completely….”

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TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

hahaahaahaaa

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Worlds shortest jokes

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful 

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…

Izzat,

Shohrat,

Daulat,

Aur Haan.

Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.

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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li

Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k

Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.

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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

American: Sorry Man

Japan: Oh my god

Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

Russia: Really bad

British: Its ok

Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.

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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
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Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.

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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.

Go, Went, Gone

Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.

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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

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Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

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