Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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.
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
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Flirt Text Message from Best Free SMS
Before marriage:
Roses are red,
sky is blue,
O my darling!
I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
I Hate you! :)
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Funny SMS from Best Free SMS
Best Urdu Jokes
yar mein ne 300 ka neya mobile leya ha
jis meinusb
infrared
bluetooth
5 mega pixle double camera
touch screen
mp3
radio
8gb memory card
internet
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.
.
koch bhi nahin ha 
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Funny Jokes from Best Free SMS
1 Admmi apni bv k har kaam mei nuks niklata,
agr wo anda boil karti to kahta fry kerna tha
agr fry kerti tu kahta k boil karna tha
1 din BV ne dono bna lie and dono ko ghor se daikhne k bad admi bola
tumne aqal kb aye gi??
jis anady ko fry karna tha us ko boial ker dia or jise boil karna tha use fry…
‘-)
Funny Forwards
1)Whenever i find the key 2 success, some 1 changes the lock.
2)The road 2 success………. is always under construction
3)In order 2 get a loan,u 1st need 2 prove that u dunt need it
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Funny Text Forwards by Best Free SMS
Pathan ne dewar banai
…
kisi ne kaha kuch aisa kro k dewar purani lage
Pathan ne dewar pe likh dia
..
..
Hum Qaid e Azam ko Peshawar ane per
Khush Amdid kehte hain
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Teacher: Koi story sunao with moral “Jaisa kro gay waisa bharo gay”
Pathan: 1 din hum on k ghar gaey wo soey howay they
..
Phr 1 din wo hamare ghar ae
..
Hum so rahe they
..
Moral: Jesa kro gay wesa bharo gay
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Funny Sardar SMS & Pathan SMS from Best Free SMS
1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maaar Raha Tha:
Aadmi: Kyon Maar Rahy Ho?
Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,
TUM BAAP BAN GAYE HO.
Isne Apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya.
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Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.
2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai. 
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During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:
1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,
Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai. 
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Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?
Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja
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Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..
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“Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.
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1 Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega.
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2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola
“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”
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Ak pathan k gf ny poocha
jb hamari mangni ho g tb tum mujhe ring do gy?
Pathan: zaroor dey ga PTCL pr ya MOBILE pr?
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