School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
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Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga k
Kid : Dad,main itna Jawan Kab banunga
k main Mummy ko bina bataye
Ghar say bahar ja sakoon..??
Dad : Beta,itna Jawan tu ajj tak main b nahi hua.
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School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?
Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?
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U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live
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Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
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Soldier 2 General: Sir A Small Enemy Group Is Attacking
General: Quick Bring Me My Red Shirt
After Enemy Defeated..
Soldier: Sir Why The Red Shirt?
General: In Red Shirt If I Got Shot My Soldiers Would Not See My Blood So They Wont Be Discouraged
Soldier: Sir 100 Enemy Tanks Are Attacking
General: Get Me My Yellow Pants.. :p
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Do u know whats
A B C D E F G?
.
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse the order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
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Teacher: Translate this into English,
“Bhagte choor ki langooti sahi”
…..
Student: When the thief is found
no where, be happy with his
under-wear. 
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