Ghalib’s girl friend late on date
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
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Kal Kary So Aaj Kar
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Wah Wah
Kya Kehne.
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Abey Karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega Kab?
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Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta
Dekhiye Zara Kitna Nafees Shair Arz Kia Hai.
Aankhon Mai Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaadon K Deep
Hato Bachoo,
Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeep…
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Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Bhai Wah Wah
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Zara si Tawajja Plz
Bhai Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Kya Irshaad Farmaya hai
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai
Bohat Khob
Bhai Waah
Mar Daala Zalim
Dobara Irshaad
Petrol Dalo to Gari Chalti Hai.
Nahi Dalo to Nahi Chalti Hai.
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Discussion between 2 persons in years about “Light”
1980:
A=Yar ye light kiun jati hai?
B= Pata nahi, mere khayal mai transfarmer badaltay hain
2009:
A= Yar ye lite kab ati hai?
B= Jab hamray ilaqay ke jai ge tb tumharay ilaqay ke ae ge
2010:
A= Yar ye light aye ge aaj?
B= Nahi aaj multan mai hai, kal Lahore ke bari ho ge
2020:
A= Yar suna hai pichlay waqto mai light hua kerti thi
B= So ja yar light wight kuch nahi hoti sb tera weham hai
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Student life k usool
Apnay bed se pyar kero ye tumhara qila hai
Din ko aram kero ta kay raat mai tum so sako
Books pakeeza hain isleay inhay hath mat lagao
Koi kam kal pe mat chorro, wo perso ya terso bhi ho skta hai
Agar tumhara parrrhnay ka mann chahay to beth jao jab tk ye feeling khatam na ho jai
Ye mat bholo k study ek healthy activity hai, isleay isay bimar logo k leay chorr do
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Importance of thumb…
Children use it 4 chewing
Illiterate people use it 4 sign
Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
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Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hain..
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