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Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said

“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really Touching Na?

I almost Cried
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1st Question

What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA

Here’s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You To Be In White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter.

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Height of Insult

Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.

This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!

Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm Clock.
It will Prevent you From Going Back to Sleep.

For High Blood Pressure:
Simply cut Yourself and Let it Bleed.

Have a Cough?
Take a Large dose of Laxative (drug for Loose Motions) Then you will be Afraid to Cough.

Note: Follow this Special Prescription at Your Own Risk!
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Technology’s Impact
Major Rohail’s E-Mail
Dear Son!
How have u been
Ur Mom and I are fine and we miss u a lot
Please turn OFF ur PC
&
Come Downstairs 4 dinner.
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Adbi Shair Arz Hai
Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

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Karte Thy Hum Jin Se Mohabbat Ka Dawa,

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Wohi Le Gaya Hamari Manji ka Pawa.

Shava Vai Shava.
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Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon
Wah Wah Wah
Aftaab ki Tarah Jalta Hon

 
Acha! Ab Main Chalta Hon.
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Mehnat Karo Jaani

Har Gham Ko Pala Nahi Jata.

Kaanch Ki Cheezon Ko Uchala Nahi Jata.

Kuch Karna Hai To Mehnat Karo Jaani.

Har Baat Ko ALL IZ WELL Bol K Tala Nahi Jata.
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LAST bole to.

It is my “LAST” SMS For u…

LAST bole to.

L- love u always.
A- all time miss u.
S- save u in my heart.
T- true friend in my life.
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Always don’t depend

Today’s Thought
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Always don’t depend on my thoughts,
Try to think of ur own sumtimes.!
Useless fellow.
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DENTIST KE BETI

Dentisit ke beti:

Aaj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ki baat na ki?
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Boy: Bas aj b mera hosla nhi hua khamoshi
Se ek ur daant niklwa k aa gya.
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Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?

MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.

PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.

PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.

ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga
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Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai
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Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai……
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
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Height of Being Chill

Height of Being Chill:
Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!

Thief 2: I am Tired,

We’ll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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Height of fashion?

Height of fashion?
Dhoti wid zip.
Height of secrecy?
Blank visiting card.
Height of stupidity?
Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
Height of honesty?
Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
Height of de-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
Height of timewasting?
U reading the whole msg.
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u wl alwayz get swetness …

My relationshp wid u is like
sugercane
Break it
Crush it
Squeez it
and evn
Beat n grind it

u wl alwayz
get swetness
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Funny Rakshaw Quotes

Tera Mera Sadiyaan Da Vair Aa.
Tu Lang ja Saadi Khair Aa.

Main Ghar Gaya To Laga Tha Taala.
“Jalnay Waley ka Moun Kaala”

Band Karo ye Star Plus k Show
“Haaran Do Rastaa Lo”

Woh Wajh Gaya Ik Car Se
“Daikh Magar Pyaar Se”

Mahngai Na Pora Pakistan Hilaya
“Jiny Maa Noo Sataya Unee Riksha He Chalaia
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Funny Quotes but Fact

Funny but Fact:

Larki Se Mohabbat Karna Jurm Hai.
Jis ki Saza Shadi ki Soorat Mai Milti Hai.
Kamiyab Aashiq Woh,
Jo Mehbooba ko B.V Nahi Bannay Deta.
Kaash Larkian Cigarette Peetin,
Ta K Utni Dair to Khamosh Rehtin.

Mard K liye Aasan Tareen Kaam,
Kisi Larki K Hathon Ullu Banna Hai.

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A Man Behind A Girl

Golden Words:

A Man Who Is Behind
Drugs, Alcohol and Cigarettes.
Is More Safer Than A Man Who Is Behind A Girl.

William Charsi. :
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