Sardaron k aik gang ne 1 bank me daka dala.
Locker tornay par cash ki jaga re wine bottles baraamad huin.
Sardaron ne khushi khushi aik aik bottle pi.
Or
Baqi smait kar sath le gaye. Agle din akhbar mein headline thi
Anokha Waqia
Blood bank loot lia gya.
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Women’s Day par 1 larki ne Pathan se kaha Apko pata hai aj women’s day hai?
Pathan ghabra k bola: Kamaal hai, jb hum ghar se nikla tab to WEDNESDAY tha….
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Ek Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gya, par zakhmi ho k aya.
kisi ne waja puchi to bola:
Baraat mein Dulhe k baap ne awaz lahai,” main mujday da piyo, kithay kurri da piyo?”
Kuri ka baap uttha or dono ne apas mein pagrian exchange kar lein.
Phir 1 or admi ne awaz lagai,” main munday da chacha kithay kurri da chacha?”
Unho ne kameez exchange kar lein,
Us k bad mujh se raha na gya, mein ne kaha, main munday da yaar kithay kurri da yaar?
Bus fair danday, sotay te jutian exchange hoiyan.
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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loum ga…
Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho…
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Boy and girl were sitting in garden.
Suddenly a Dog kissed a bitch.
Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou
me bhi?
Girl: Ok par smbhal kar jana Kutta
kahin kaat na lay…!
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A girl was asking for you
SHE WAS ASKING ME
UR DETAILS . I GAVE
HER UR CELL NO.
SHE WILL B VISITING
SOON.
HER NAME IS
“SMILE ”
I THANK SHE COME
JUST NOW,
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Similarity b/w Girl and SMS
LARKI or SMS me kia Similarity Hai?
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Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
CHAIN He Nahi Aata
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Pani Bachaye ya Paper
Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,
Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,
Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?
Pani Bachaye ya Paper.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
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When to Change Mobile Number
When do Girls & Boys (Specially Girls) Change Their Mobile Numbers Definitely?
Ans: Befor Marriage!
Larrkon ko Item Logon Se Chhutkara,
Aur Larkiyon ko Funter Logon se Chhutkara!
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