Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here
Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.
Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.
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A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.
The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha
“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”
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A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER
CUT WITH CUTTER
WHEN U FORGET ME
U WILL DFINITLY,
FALL IN GUTTER
“DHARAAM”
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Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur…………
Rikshaw le aya:)
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Teacher: Beta btao Chaand roshan kiun hai?
Pathan Student: Kiun K wahan Abhi tak WAPDA walay nahi pohanchay………
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Boy: Mein ne suna hai is ghar me jinn bhoot or Ruhain rehti hain.
Sardar: pata nhi, menu te aap mray hoye 8 saal ho gaye.
Means Sardaron ko marnay k bad bhi aqal nhi ati.
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Main ne jo apni Girlfriend ko kaha k PARDAY mein raha karo jaan,
Us ne police ko keh dia my boyfriend is directly proportional to Taliban….!!:-D
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