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“* Dil Ki *”
*Gehrayon*
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EID

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Ka Wait karen . Or insanon ki tarah rozay rakhen.

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Suna hai yaad karte ho!

K jab bhi Eid ka chaand nikalta hai
Hijar mein dil machalta hai,

Tum apni raat ka aksar sakoon barbad karte ho…
Suna hai yaad karte ho…

K jab panchi loat aate hain,
Ghamon k geet gatey hain,
“Suno tum loat ao na” Yehi faryad karte ho,,
Suna hai yaad karte ho…

Eid ka chand jab sitaron me jagmagata hai,
Har beeta hua pal tumhen khoob rulata hai,
Tum us dam apni aankhon mein mujhay aabaad karte ho…
Suna hai yaad karte ho!

Mujhay tum yaad karte ho…

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May this EID prove a greatest blessing of ALLAH for you. May ALLAH shower his Countless Blessings upon you and the coming year prove a happy, successful and prosperous one for you.
Happy Eid!
Eid Mubarak!

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Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,
direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

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A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER

CUT WITH CUTTER

WHEN U FORGET ME

U WILL DFINITLY,

FALL IN GUTTER

“DHARAAM”

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