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Similarity b/w Girl and SMS

Similarity b/w Girl and SMS
LARKI or SMS me kia Similarity Hai?
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Jab Tak OOPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na Lo
CHAIN He Nahi Aata
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Pani Bachaye ya Paper
Govenment Bolti hai PANI Bachao,
Abhishek Bolta hai PAPER Bachao,

Ab Bolo sala Aadmi subah Subah Kya Kare?
Pani Bachaye ya Paper.
Ha Ha Ha Ha
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When to Change Mobile Number
When do Girls & Boys [...]

Really Touching Quote

Really Touching Quote
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”
Really Touching Na?
I almost Cried
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1st Question
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an AUTOGRAPH
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Want To Go USA?
Want To Go USA
Here’s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting For You [...]

Height of Insult

Height of Insult
 
Guide: I Welcome you all to Niagra Fall.
This is the World’s Largest Waterfall
and
the Sound Intensity of The Waterfall is so High,
Even
20 Supersonic Planes Passing By Cannot be Beard!
 
Now May I Request the Ladies to Keep Quiet so That We can Hear the Niagra Falls.
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Amazing Home Remedies
Put a Mousetrap on top of your Alarm [...]