Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,
direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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Sales girl: Sorry sir, u can’t smoke here

Man: but I bought this cigarette from ur shop.

Sales girl: We also sell condoms bit it does not mean u start fucking us.

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A Tiger Killed a Sardar. A man asked why you killed only a Sardar in whole crowd.

The tiger replied, ” Or kia karta woh kab se keh rha tha

“Oye Inni Waddi Billi”

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A SWEET POEM 4 U
EAT WITH BUTTER

CUT WITH CUTTER

WHEN U FORGET ME

U WILL DFINITLY,

FALL IN GUTTER

“DHARAAM”

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Pappu k ghar guest aa gaye .
Maa ne kaha ,”jao baita ja k mehmanon k lie kuch ley k aao”

Pappu bahar gaya aur…………

Rikshaw le aya:)

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