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Every girl use certain sentences to confuse a guy,

like “Please tell me how am I looking? If the answer is “beautiful”

Girl: Today you are praising me, I guess something is wrong.

If the answer is silence…

Girl: I know you do not like me now, go get a new girl friend.

So the best answer is ” shut up, let’s go”.

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How much you like me? Test

If you think I am handsome, miss call me

If you think I am stylish, send me a text message

If you think you in love with me then call me

If you hate me, then ignore this message:)

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If you think your genius then answer this simple question.

Why cat moves her tail all the time?

Do you know the answer?

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Do you get it?

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No?

Very simple, tail cannot move a cat.

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A strange story

Once 4 monkeys came out from jungle and entered into the city,

One of them went in to pizza shop and start eating pizza,

Two of them went into an ice cream parlor,

Fourth one gets a cell phone and now reading this message carefully.

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I am feeling guilty today,

I am sorry I ignored you,

I am sorry I avoided you,

I did not knew that %&$ Aids&%$ is not a contiguous disease.

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A man arrived at home early than his usual timings.

And there was an unknown person with her wife.

Wife: Why are you so early here today?

Husband: But who is this person?

Wife: Do not try to change the topic now.

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A lady buys a new cell phone with a new SIM card.

She decides to surprise her husband. From the

washroom she dialed his number.

Her Husband, sitting in a bed room attends the

call in hurry and whispers

”hello darling”

I will call u back later my dumb wife is in

washroom right now.

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A man receives a call from hospital.

Doctor: Your wife is in hospital and I have

both good and bad news for you.

The bad news is; she had a car accident, she has

lost her both arms and legs and she will never be able to see again.

Husband: O my God! Then what is the good news?

Doctor: I am just joking your wife is dead.

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Own Transport

Be a friend with at least one person at your
University, Who bring His/Her own transport
Otherwise you will be stuck at your campus for good.

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Slides and Books

Don’t waste your time on making notes,
Or buying books either read slides
Or get notes from smart ass,
Even instructors won’t read books…. :p

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Summers

Summers are hawt,
Really hawt, you konw what I mean,
Think positive… :p

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Teacher and Exams

Time spent in teacher’s office,
Is directly proportional to
The grades you score in
Exams.
FYI if the teacher is hawt,
Then its double the treat.

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Aik aadmi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya tou aasman par bijli karaknay lagi or tufaan aa gya, aadmi aasman ki taraf dekh kar bola:

lagta hai”POhANCH GAI HAI”

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A JUMBO PATHAN PACKAGE

4 Pathanon ne mil kar ptrl pump khola.
1 bhi customer nhi aya.
Q?

Ptrl pump was on 1st floor.

Phir chaaron ne usi flor pe aik restaurant khola.
1 bhi customer nahi. Q?

Ptrl pump ka board nhi hataya tha.

Phir charon ne 1 taxi li. 1 bhi sawar na hua. Q?

2 pathan agay or 2 pathan peechay beth kar sawari dhund rahe thay.

Taxi kharab ho gai. Chaaron ne khoob dhakka lagya but taxi wahi ki wahi. Q?

2 aagay se or 2 peechay se dkhakka laga rahe the.

Phir charon ne 1 bacha kidnap kia. Bachay se kaha apne baap se 5 lac rs la warna tujhay maar den gay.
Bacha ghar gya aor us k baap ne paisay bhi die. Q?

Bachay ka baap bhi pathan tha……!

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Jawanon k lie eham nasihatein:

1. Khud ko mobile mein itna na mashghool karo k samne koi lush push bachi guzar jaye or tumhen pta hi na chale.

2. Bike ho ya car, kabhi ye mat samjho k ye jahaz hai, bal k ye samjho k ye rocket hai.

3. Koshish karo k apne hum umron se bad zubani na karo,
direct sar phar do kaminay ka.

4. Taleem har kisi ka haq hai, Zidata parh k kahin ye na ho k tum kisi or ka haq maar lo?

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