billi dum kuy hilate he……….?
batano na kyun……..?
batano na kyun ……..?
mein batayo kyun?
kyun k!!!!!!!!!!
dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti
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Ek bar kuch bandar
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye
phir
wo hotel mein phuchen
unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha
ek burger kha raha tha
aur
kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
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Ye Ehsas
Hotho se jo choo [...]
Adult SMS – Adult Jokes – Sexy SMS
New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha
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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki [...]
Funny SMS as Free SMS Collection
TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 [...]
