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A boy saw his friend was walking down

the road with his girlfriend.

Next day

Friend: who was the girl with you yesterday?

2^nd friend: She is my cousin.

1^st friend: last year she was my cousin.

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Be alert when a guy says,

” I love you from the deep

inside of my heart”.

May be he is saying so

because he has reserved top

for someone else.

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A shocking sentence found,

written on a love letter

”To whom it may concern”

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A girl was asking for you

SHE WAS ASKING ME

UR DETAILS . I GAVE

HER UR CELL NO.

SHE WILL B VISITING

SOON.

HER NAME IS

“SMILE ”

I THANK SHE COME

JUST NOW,

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Tujhe Paney k Liye Jaan
Rules of Boys:

Tujhe Paney k Liye Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hon

Tere Pyar Mai Ji Aur Mar Sakta Hon,

Phir Bhi Tu Na Mili To Gham Nahi,

Ye Formula Mai Dusri Pe Bhi Try Kar Sakta Hon.
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Having a Good Laugh
Having a Good Laugh with a Friend.
Like you Stimulates Endorphins,
The brain’s Natural Painkillers.

So,
If you need to Laugh and You Can’t find a Friend like Yourself,

I can Lend You my Mirror.
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A Smile to put you on
A smile to put you on high.

A kiss to set your soul alright.

Would it be alright if

I spent tonight being loved by you?
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Height of Flirting

What is the Height of Flirting?
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When your love letter starts with:
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“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN

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Hamari dosti ka kitna

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,

1 msg bhej k 10 free pate ho,
Hamare Dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,

Hamare msg forward kar k naye naye dost banate ho.

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Improve Your Performance

A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?

He Replied: The Next One.
MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance.

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I always think about U…

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

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