Cricket Sms

For Cricket Lovers

Posted in Cricket Sms on July 27th, 2011 by Abraham – Comments Off

When Pakistan wins

Hurray! We have won the match,

Pakistani team is best in the world.

I love cricket.

When Pakistan loses;

Whatever, we do not care about cricket;

it’s really a boring game. Our national

Sport is hockey.

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Dhoni to her wife:

Bring me a cup of hot coffee.

After some time she enters into

room with a plate of coffee,

Dhoni:

I told you to bring it in a cup.

Wife:

Cup has taken away by Shahid Afridi,

now get use to take it in plate.

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A girl in a crowd of cricket stadium

was shouting with joy, having a

Pakistani flag on her cheek.

Another man comes close to her

and kisses the flag on her cheek and shouts loudly

What a sweet Pakistan. I love it.

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A question for cricket lover

If all the players get out with very first ten balls of the match,

Then who is eleventh player which is still not out?

Only a genius can answer this question.

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Cricket SMS Funny Messages

Posted in Cricket Sms on January 4th, 2011 by Kelly Brook – Comments Off

Sachin’s Son: Mom! look here dad is hitting sixers all the way.

Mom: Son! Don’t be excited. That is boost advertisement.

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Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Meray watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai…

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Teacher asked all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except 1 Sardar ji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

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Sidhu (Cricketer) during his school days..

Teacher :Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’

Young Sidhu : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.

Teacher : How is it right?

Young Sidhu : Ladies first

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2 Pagal Cricket Match Dekh Rahe Thay, Afridi Ne Sixer Mara
Pehla Pagal: Wah Kia Goal Kia Hai,
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is May Nahi Cricket May Hota Hai.

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