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Boy to Girlfriend: Tell me such thing which is as sad as happy

Girl: I Love You
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Dear bro!!!

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If a girl gets 99 marks in exam, her remarks:
Shit, can’t he give me a single mark?
Stupid examiner
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If a boy gets 33 marks ……
He says Oh my God
Examiner was a such an angel that he gave me marks.

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Boys like to play games

but

Girls like to play with players

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A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t chase me Me, because My Mother Is Coming Behind you,
Boy:Don’t you Worry Dear, My Father Is chasing Her”

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A Golden Quote By Michael Schumacher

Girls Are Like Ferrari Cars.

They Are Good To See

And Feel,

Difficult To

Own And Maintain.

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Newton’s 2nd law of Love:
A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her
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A girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him,
until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the girl)
comes in to the play and breaks the legs of the boy.

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VALUE OF A DOT-:)

A girl got first class in B.Ed exam…!

Her excited Boyfriend sent SMS To her father,

“Your daughter is first class in BED”

Father fainted…

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Girl:
We should smile even at the hour of trial.
Boy:
You are right dear. That’s why i always smile when I meet you.

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Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best.

Girl: All da best to you too.

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But the girl score 80 marks and the boy failed
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Mora: only boys wish with true heart.

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Boy 2 a girl:
Kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hoon?

Girl: Zaleel, Kuttay, Kameenay, be-haya

Sharam nhi ati

mere honton pe kya zehar lagi hui he?

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahe gi tujhay teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.

Girl: Mujhe pehle hi pta tha tum kuttay ki nasal ho.

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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loum ga…

Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho…

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Boy and girl were sitting in garden.
Suddenly a Dog kissed a bitch.

Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou
me bhi?

Girl: Ok par smbhal kar jana Kutta
kahin kaat na lay…!

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