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Idea To Marry You!
Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!

Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.

Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :
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Co-Education k Side Effects

Boy:
Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua
Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua
Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua
Hamara Admision to Ek Sath Hua
Par Ghazab k tere Sath Hua
Tu Husn ki Devi Fail Hui
Mai Dard ka Mara Pass Hua!
GIRL:
Me Class Mai Tumko Dekhti Thi
Din Raat Mai Tera Sochti Thi
Kitab ko Jab Mai Uthati Thi
Teri Yaadon Mai Kho Jati Thi
Per Tujko Na Ehsas Hua
Ye Ghazab To Mere Sath Hua
Mai Pyar ki Pyasi Fail Hui
Tu Jhoota Aashiq Pass Hua.
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Girls and Mobile Phones?

What is The Similarity Between Girls and Mobile Phones?

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Think

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Jitnay Pangay LoGay,
Utnay He Functions Pata Chalengy.

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Chand Kitne Hotay Hain

Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?

Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.
After Marriage:

Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?

Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
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Kameez Phati Hui Hai

Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.

Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.

BOY: Wah Ji Wah.

Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Phaaren To Police Station.
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Tumhari Zulfon Mai Kho Jaon

Boyfriend: Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.

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Girlfriend: Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy?
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Phati Hui Qameez

Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.

Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.

Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station
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Shut Up Kameeni

1 Girl: Mjhe to Aisa Larka chahiye Jo

Smart

Khubsurt

Decent

Shareef

Dashing

Naik

Ho

2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni

REHAN Sirf Mera Hai

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Girls Live Longer

Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Girl’s Best Assets

A girl’s best asset is her
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‘Lie’ Ability
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