Idea To Marry You!
Girl: If We Get Married You Stop Smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking Too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: And Going To The Night Club Too.
Boy: Yes.
Girl: What Else Can You Leave?
Boy: Idea To Marry You! :
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Co-Education k Side Effects
Boy:
Tum Se Bichre To ye Ehsas Hua
Ye Ishq Na Humko Raas Hua
Mere dil ka Satiyanas Hua
Hamara Admision to Ek Sath [...]
Chand Kitne Hotay Hain
Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.
After Marriage:
Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
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Kameez Phati Hui Hai
Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.
Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.
BOY: Wah Ji Wah.
Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Phaaren To Police Station.
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Tumhari Zulfon Mai Kho Jaon
Boyfriend: Ji Karta [...]
Phati Hui Qameez
Boy: Tumhari Qameez Phati hui hai.
Girl: Nahi ye Fashion Hai.
Boy: Acha Khud Pharro to Fashion, Hum Pharren to Police Station
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Shut Up Kameeni
1 Girl: Mjhe to Aisa Larka chahiye Jo
Smart
Khubsurt
Decent
Shareef
Dashing
Naik
Ho
2nd Girl: Shut Up Kameeni
REHAN Sirf Mera Hai
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Girls Live Longer
Q: Why do Girls live longer than Boys?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the [...]
