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After three days

You become crazy and yell at me

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I knew you cannot wait.

So you are the first April fool of 2012

April fool in advance.

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I know that you are BITCH

B-Brave

I-Innocent

T-Talented

C-Catchy

H-Humble

Now you must be smiling?

I told you, you are BITCH

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Fact1:

If you close your eyes then you can touch your nose with tongue easily.

Fact2:

Nine fools out ten will try to do that.

Fact3:

You are first April Fool.

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A B C D E F G H I
J K L M N O P Q R
S T U V W X Y Z
There is 1 missing in this?

Why are reading again and again?
How sad?

Does there 1 stand in Alphabets?
You Fool.
Happy April Fool Day

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Girl: Today is my birthday. What will you gift me?

Boy: R u watching the pink colored car in front of you?

Girl: (excitedly) Yeah

Boy: I’ll gift you a hair clip of this color.

Enjoy Fool’s Day.

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You may meet people better than me,
Funnier than me,
More beautiful than me,
But one thing I can say to you…
I will always stand there where other people will
avoid to make you fool.

Happy Fools Day.

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Today,
tomorrow
&
forever
there will be a heart
that would always beat 4 u.
You know Whose???
Yours own Stupid!!!

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Last night I Got a severe Headache.
I went to the Doctor.
He said that It would be cured
If I would send a SMS to some stupid person.

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If today anyone talks & praises your
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick him off.
How dare they fool you before April 1st.

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This love, is love, a love, good love, way love,
to love, keep love, an love, idiot love, busy love,
for love, 20 love, seconds love!
Now read it without the word love.”

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I Love You Kehne Ka Din

Ques: “I LOVE YOU” Kehne Ka Sab Se Behtar Din Konsa Hai?

Guess?

Simple
1st April

Agar Baat Ban Gai To Cool

Warna Keh Do

 

April Fool.
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My Engagement Ceremony
Asslam-o-Alaikum!

To All my Friends.
I’m going to Announce That
My Engagement
Ceremony is Gonna Be Conducted.
It Will be Great Pleasure Specially
For Me & My Family to Have You There.

1st April
Venue:
Chanab Club, Jhang.

Regards.
Abraham

Note: Year will be Decided Later on.
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31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool Doesn’t Matter.

Wishing Very Happy,

Prosperous and Joyful.

Fool Day to the King of Fools.
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TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..

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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

hahaahaahaaa

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Worlds shortest jokes

1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.

2) 2 Sardars r playing chess.

3) GirlFriend pays the bill…!!!

Need more???

U r beautiful 

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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Boy1 : Meet my wife Tina
Boy2. Oh! I know her
Boy1: How?
Boy2: v were caught sleeping together
Boy1: What the hell?
Boy2. during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Mehnat Se Aap Sab Kuch Haasil Ker Sakty Hain…

Izzat,

Shohrat,

Daulat,

Aur Haan.

Aata
Aur
Cheeni Bhi.

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Ek Hoor Ne Jannat Main Khudkashi Kar Li

Pata Hai Wajah Kya Thi?

Ek Farishty Ne Hoor Se Mazaq Main Kaha Tha k

Teri Shaadi Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi.

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Different Answers of People of different countries, After accident:

American: Sorry Man

Japan: Oh my god

Indian: Dekh k Bhaiya

Russia: Really bad

British: Its ok

Pakstani:
O Kaminay Andha hai kia.
Kutty ki Tarah Chala raha tha.
Tere baap ka Road hai kia
Kutty ke Nasal.

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Agr SIYASATDAAN Doctor banana shuru ho gaye.
To sab se pehla kam wo kya karen ge?
.
.
.
.
.
Doctor Bananey k liye M.B.B.S Ki sharat khatam.

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Sara:
Chaudhary Sahab Isey Punjabi mei Translate kar Dain.

Go, Went, Gone

Chaudhary:
O Gya , O Nass gya, O Pharo edhi Pen Nu.

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Ek Sahab ki Lottery Mai PARIS ka Tour Nikla

Usne apni BV ko phone kya:
“Janu mere Sath Paris chalo gi?”

BV Khushi se boli:
“Yes, Bilkul, Paris Jana to mera khuwab tha,
Zarur chalu gi.
Par
Aap kon sahib bol rhe hain?”

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* some text missing *

Ki Shandaar Kamiyabi k Baad.
Ab Pesh Hai.

* full text missing *

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

“Jutta” Sirf “Azeem” Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

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