Morning Wishes Birthday SMS

I Love You Kehne Ka Din
Ques: “I LOVE YOU” Kehne Ka Sab Se Behtar Din Konsa Hai?
Guess?
Simple
1st April
Agar Baat Ban Gai To Cool
Warna Keh Do
 
April Fool.
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My Engagement Ceremony
Asslam-o-Alaikum!

To All my Friends.
I’m going to Announce That
My Engagement
Ceremony is Gonna Be Conducted.
It Will be Great Pleasure Specially
For Me & My Family to Have You There.
1st April
Venue:
Chanab Club, [...]

Funny SMS as Free SMS Collection
TEACHER:
what is the different between problem and challenge????
STUDENT:3 boys + 1 girl = problem
1 boy+3 girls = challenge..
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A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 [...]