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Sardar sent msg to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss msg him back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar msg 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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A young and beautiful girl returned after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hay?

Student: Miss ji…”L” ko pakar ke,
“O” ko daba ke,
“V” mein dalo,
jab “E” kee awaz aaye to samjho k “LOVE” ho gaya

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A master while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha you are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know ‘bcoz the driver always tells me so’

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Can we romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

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New married Larki sey uski saheli ney pucha

Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?

Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree

Saheli : kia kia dheka?

Larki : Chhatt aur Pankha

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1 pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga

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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud

kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola:Tumhari

pehlay kisi ne nahi li?

BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li “Underwear” uttar k li!

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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maaan : beta GHUSAL ker Lo…
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p

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Mother:Larka psand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai.

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Golden rules

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee

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1 ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID”S hai.

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Let me kiss your lips,
let me feel your teeth,
let me feel your tongue.
SMILE!
This is your friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday

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