Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya
Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae
Sardar: Wo kesay?
Maa:
Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge
Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko
Tere bhai se nokarani ko
Nokarani se tere baapu ko
Tere baapu se teri khala ko
Teri [...]
On their wedding night, both husband and wife were claiming virginity
Wife : ” If it was your first time, then how did you do so well?”
Husband : “And if this was your first time how did you know that I did so well?”
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Papa: Beti “FSc” k bad kia kro gi?
Beti: S.S.S karun gi.
Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he?
Beti: Sohail Se Sex
Uff! ye larkian bhi na.
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In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends…
(William Nargis)
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