Chand Kitne Hotay Hain
Chand Kitne Hotay Hain
Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.
After Marriage:
Wife: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain?
Husband: Andhi Ho? Woh Ooper Kharbooza Nazar Aaraha Hai?
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Kameez Phati Hui Hai
Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.
Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.
BOY: Wah Ji Wah.
Khud Phaaro To Fashion,
Hum Phaaren To Police Station.
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Tumhari Zulfon Mai Kho Jaon
Boyfriend: Ji Karta Hai,
Tumhari Zulfon Main Kho Jaon.
Tumhari Baanhon Main Jhool Jaon.
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Girlfriend: Waheed Murad He Rahogy,
Ya Kabhi Imran Hashmi Bhi Banogy?
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