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Teacher 2 a Nursery Class Student:
“Count from 1 to 10 & i”ll give u kiss.” Student:”Miss i will count from 1 to 1000,then Sleep one night with me Plzzz”
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Judge 2 girl: Tum ne Apney Shohar ko Qatal Q kia?
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
“April Fool”
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Lady Class Teache 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo …
Girl:”Madam Agar Aap ko Kaha jaye k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?
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