Latest Free Naughty Adult SMS Text Messages
Woman:Ye condom kitnay ka hay?
Shopkeeper:10 rupay ka,
Woman:Toba kitni mehngai ho gai,
Jab mein 8th class mein thi to,
1 rupay mein TEEN miltay thy.
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Chutu or gandu ki nishani,
Chutu sms read kar kay hansta hay,
Gandu reply karta hay,
It’s up to you.. hehehe
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Sapne kee tarah tujhe saja kay rakhun,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa ke rakhun,
Mera condom meray pass nahi,
Warna zindagi bhar tujhe chod k rakhun
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What is difference b/w New & Old couple. New Couple “Lips” mila ka r sota hay jab k Old Couple “Hip” mila kar sota he.
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Aik Pathan ne ghar me chor ko pakar kar us ki gand marna shuru kar dee,
Chor bola: khan sahib plz choro phir main nahi aoun ga,
Pathan bola nahi yaar kabhi kabhi ajaya karo
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